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I liked the old format better, it was easier for me to keep track. I’m a cyborg, but that’s OK is an amazing film, you’ll love it.

OK, hm, I’m torn with the old and the new. I’ll decide shortly. Thanks :)

I’m 43 minutes in and it’s brilliant.

— 1 day ago
I'm not too sure why I shoveled...

…down the remaining half of a Marks & Spencer Chicken Arrabiata like my life depended on it. I’m not late for anything, I have no plans today but I may have just broken a Guinness world record for time taken to eat something without needing to.

To add oddness to possible induced stomach ulcer the food packaging stated it ‘served 3’. I’ve eaten the whole thing, in two sittings. Fuck.

— 1 day ago
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Zooey Deschanel - Sugar Town

— 1 day ago with 3 notes and 26 plays
My LOVEFiLM arrivals this week:

Hunger Starring the brilliant Michael Fassbender

I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK Chan-wook Park, director of Oldboy goes genre bending

I Do It has Charlotte Gainsbourg, what else would you want?

— 1 day ago

Hairless #1

Hairless #1

Hairless #2

Hairless #2

Streamlined

— 1 day ago
#me #gpoyw 

Benjamin Barker wannabe

Male Hairdresser:Before we start, do you mind if I go and have a drink?
Me:Sure, go for it
*goes to side room and drinks from a bottle of vodka*
Male Hairdresser:OK, right, refreshed, have you seen Sweeney Todd?
Me:Errr..!...
— 1 day ago
I went and had my hair cut today...

…however I was really unhappy with it. So I shaved it all off. I now look like an urban techno hermit*.

*Housebound stay in with nomadic looks and an iPhone…

— 1 day ago
"I don’t know what I’m doing."
Me
— 2 days ago
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Cymbals Eat Guitars - Some Trees (Merritt Moon)

— 2 days ago and 21 plays
My desk at work is small...

…it’s a tiny compartment I’m balanced over, perched on the end of my chair like an Olympic diver waiting for a starters pistol. Sitting, sitting, all day sitting, looking at pixels as everything else around me moves on. No one see’s me leave the house in the morning, when I arrive back home no one is there to greet me. At lunchtimes I can walk into the the town centre undetected by using lanes, walkways and unused paths to get me to where I need to go. Hopefully I’m not going to go all Raskolnikov.

Hmm.

— 2 days ago with 1 note
loveyourchaos:

Hawaiian Octopus

Pff more like a clowns scrotum.

loveyourchaos:

Hawaiian Octopus

Pff more like a clowns scrotum.

— 2 days ago with 211 notes
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The xx  - Heart Skipped A Beat

— 2 days ago and 8 plays